Sunday, 1 April 2012

Beer For Babies

Today sees the launch of a new beer brewed especially for babies.
The press release for the beer, named Gigglebrat, describes it as a "low alcohol beer brewed for delicate palates, with subtle hints of rusk and milk."

When questioned about the beer the press officer for the brewery said
"We wasted thousands of pounds on creating a beer aimed specifically at females. Where we previously failed at realising that women already drink beer, we think we have created a new market for nappy wearing consumers."

The brewery also had this to say,
"We are currently developing a beer for pet hamsters, which we aim to release when the beer for babies fails."

1 comment:

  1. not even close to falling for that one matey, it was a good one last year! ;)