The Euston Tap is here folks. It ain't no Hell Hole, more of a Rock 'n' Roll Creation.
Something for everyone here with light and hoppy ales from Derbyshire like Thornbridge Wild Swan to Heavy Duty beers from America like Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron and Great Divide Hercules DIPA.
You'll find no Cups And Cakes but plenty of branded glasses and posh crisps.
The Tap is in one of the lodges that flanked the old Euston Arch, that 1837 construction like a Victorian Stone Henge.
Remember this is London so you might find yourself asking a friend to Gimme Some Money when you buy a round.
It's a small space crammed full of amazing beer. You need to go there. Immediately. If you're brave enough you might want to attempt carrying two pints up the spiral staircase.
With apologies to Spinal Tap.