It comes to us all eventually.
Nihil verum nisi mors....
So how many of you are suffering for their art? How many of you slug a few bottles down each night even though they don't want a beer but because they have to?
Drink more than 3 nights a week?
Drink more than 5 nights a week?
Drink every night?
Haul their aching bodies out of the bed each morning?
Have to be the first to announce they've glugged the latest US-hopped double cascadian barrel-aged for 18 months in a whisky cask black IPA that was then bottled and cellared for a further 12 months...
Let's enjoy ourselves, but please let's not turn yellow in the process.